The pest.

Our cat lives to drive me crazy, I swear.
Her newest thing is lying on my feet at night while I sleep (or should I say while I try to sleep.)
We have a king-size bed so there is plenty of room for her to lay somewhere else.
I will move her at least 3 times a night, but minutes later - she's back.
Lee likes to think it's cute. Me? Well, I'd like to drop-kick her.

She also likes to wake me up at 6 EVERY morning by meowing as annoyingly as possible right in my face.
Oh, and she's smart... really smart for a furry feline.
If I try to ignore her, she then jumps on the piano and walks slowly back and forth on the keys until I jump out of my bed in a rage, and finally feed her.

... and here I thought the dog was the biggest pain in my ass.